What? Why wouldn’t you play air guitar in your underwear?
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How to lure girl to your home
How to keep girl in home
my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family
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IOM ALUGINH SO HARd at YOU GRACEOMFG
i hate u
I want to go home. The hard part is, I haven’t figured out where home is.
I have grown sick of the sound of my own heartbeat
And while the whole world breathes in unison
My lungs are my shield
To reject the world around me
•drive safe
•text me when you’re home safe
•choke me harder
•I can’t wait to see you
•I’m proud of you
So I had the best idea for a date. A SWEATER SHOPPING DATE.
First you get coffee. Then you go to thrift shops and buy sweaters. Then you bring the sweaters home and wash them. While they are in the washer/dryer, you make out and stuff. Then, you take the sweaters out of the dryer and you put them on and you get all cozy and eat snacks and watch movies in your cozy clean sweaters! And you kiss a lot. The end.
Making out with a person for the first time is the coolest thing and the second coolest thing is driving home and getting aware of all the parts of your face where they were and tasting their lip balm on your lips. The third coolest thing is outer space.
